Whiskey and Goats Milk

who ever said “being a kid is magical. I miss that feeling...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:43:48 -0500

who ever said “being a kid is magical. I miss that feeling of being a kid” is a FUCKING. IDIOT.

I’m an adult! i can go to bed whenever i want! I can go jogging in neon short shorts and a sombrero then drink a case of Simpler Times Ale from Trader Joes and eat a fuck ton of chunky monkey ice cream.

I can look like a bad ass and get away with it! I can dress myself to look like a sex goddess! You can’t pull that shit off when your 7 and missing half of your damn teeth.

look, listen i get it, we all want to be innocent. But where is the fun in that? I played Magic the gathering and had pet rats when i was a kid. Back then i was a fucking loser and kids pushed me around the play ground. Now? Yea i play magic the gathering, watch Pete and Pete like it never left the TV station and all my pictures in my phone are OF my pet rat, and thats a turn on??

woah woah wait.. .when did that happen? When was that shit that i got gum in my hair for suddenly cool???

So, lets call a spade a spade shall we? If i was wearing that outfit today rather then when i was 6 i would not be a ugo awkward “jazz dancer” i would be an american apparel model. And i would be popular, cool and rich.

Fuck i miss being a kid….. no wait. not really.

“The whole point of having Sean in the role was that his strong...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:03:32 -0500

“The whole point of having Sean in the role was that his strong physical magnetism and overtones of a truck driver thrilled the women”

Cubby Broccoli on James Bond - Sean Connery

(viacounterforce:frost-at-midnight:)

“This is crack, rock cocaine. It isn’t glamorous, or cool, or...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:10:05 -0500

“This is crack, rock cocaine. It isn’t glamorous, or cool, or kid’s stuff… Look, everybody wants to be cool, but doing it with crack isn’t just wrong, it could be dead wrong.”

-Pee Wee Herman

VIA hunterwalker:

bingo! IN REAL LIFE

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:04:36 -0500

bingo! IN REAL LIFE

samiwaslike.tumbr.com is the cutest bouncer ever.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:18:17 -0500

LIVE BLOGGING BINGO!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:16:46 -0500

jeremy’s brother, bryan wins!!! ZAC just showed up! AYAYYYYY

WHO IS READY TO HOST SOME BINGO! i’ve got my bingo sweater...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:25:37 -0500

WHO IS READY TO HOST SOME BINGO!

i’ve got my bingo sweater on and i’m hitting the G train!

Simon & Garfunkel- April Come She Will (from The...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:21:55 -0500

Simon & Garfunkel- April Come She Will (from The Graduate)

August, die she must.

David Grusin- On the Strip (from the Graduate)

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:20:23 -0500

David Grusin- On the Strip (from the Graduate)

who says $2 can’t get you anything???

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:17:43 -0500

who says $2 can’t get you anything???

crying indian commercial makes me go: o_0

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:58:29 -0500

crying indian commercial makes me go: o_0

I TELL YA. WHITE PEOPLE, HUH?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:51:14 -0500

I TELL YA. WHITE PEOPLE, HUH?

He likes it! Hey Mikey! this is me every time Kent pours me...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:48:57 -0500

He likes it! Hey Mikey!

this is me every time Kent pours me another bourbon.

Things I will not miss when I move

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:41:53 -0500

my constant broken door
my small cluttered room
the loud columbian music at 9 am outside of my window
the small herd of elephants that live above me that seem to drop the same bag of marbles every morning around 6:45.
The broken light fixtures.
My constant broken wine glasses
The leaking toliet
the creep who is always sitting outside the outside door and says weird shit to me as i walk by with my headphones on.

if i concentrate on these things, the idea that i’m moving (for the 7th time in 5 years) to a SUBLET (meaning, soon to be 8 times) make it that much better.

frick.

come visit tonight at Black Rabbit Bar and get your dobbers...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:06:27 -0500

come visit tonight at Black Rabbit Bar and get your dobbers ready.

i promise that you’ll make out with someone by the end of the night

91 Greeenpoint ave in brooklyn NY

Jens Lekman- Friday Night at the Drive-In Bingo I’M...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:03:00 -0500

Jens Lekman- Friday Night at the Drive-In Bingo

I’M HOSTING BINGO TONIGHT AT BLACK RABBIT BAR! Be there and win free shots and prizes.

plus i get to make fun of you.

The Hold Steady- Constructive Summer me and my friends are...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:57:56 -0500

The Hold Steady- Constructive Summer

me and my friends are like
double whiskey coke no ice

Oasis- Don’t Look Back In Anger you ain’t ever gonna...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:55:32 -0500

Oasis- Don’t Look Back In Anger

you ain’t ever gonna burn my heart out

rock band mari

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:26:53 -0500

bringonthetragedy:

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

“Tonight i missed you so i played your rock band character!”

—

a text message i got last night from PHIL

warning: my richmond rock band character looks like the Laura Croft version of myself.

In Mari’s defense, the only cowboy shirt available for girls in Rock Band 2 is a little heavy on the cleavage. I’m not complaining.

You can see me in the background in my signature red hoodie!

BEHOLD! these are what sundays would be like if i lived in richmond.

cleavage and rock band

cbeth: Drunk brunchin’ in Fievel Mousekowitz hat + Buddy Holly...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:23:50 -0500

cbeth:

Drunk brunchin’ in Fievel Mousekowitz hat + Buddy Holly glasses

THOSE ARE MINE BITCH