if you haven’t had time to shower in 3 days, the best thing to do is wear a lot of make up to cover the dirt on your face and slick your greasy ass hair back with more grease.
ta da! sleek and sophisticated!
(reality: dirty and gross)
Whiskey and Goats Milk
Nov 06
be it the lack of sleep or the over worked drained feeling that i’m getting behind my eyes, i can not stop laughing at this picture.
Last night while working at Dutch Kills, my friend karin comes to me:
- Karin: Do you have Todd Barry's number?
- Mari: *pulling out cell phone* Todd? why do you want Todd's number?
- Karin: I just saw Ricky Gervais perform and Todd opened for him
- Mari: well thats weird.
- Karin: i know right?
A conversation between friends
- Steve: Feel free to text, call or email any questions. I should be shitfaced around 11
- Mari: boom. The best text i've ever received.
- Steve: Because you just said 'boom' you get a gold star...
Nov 05
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Lyle Lovett- Stand By Your Man
this song makes me close my eyes, tighten my fist and shake my head knowingly. Damn right girl, you best stand by your man.
oh he knows whats what.
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Lyle Lovett- If I Had A Boat
If I were Roy Rogers
I’d sure enough be single
I couldn’t bring myself to marrying old Dale
It’d just be me and trigger
We’d go riding through them movies
Then we’d buy a boat and on the sea we’d sail
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Elvis Presley- Love Me Tender
take me to your heart
