March 2012
“This morning, with her, having coffee.”
– Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise (via drinkyourjuice)
February 2012
mastermalpass asked: Damn, What'd you feed your rat that doubled his life expectancy? If I ever own one, I'll be coming to you for advice!
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“We’re freaks, that’s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early...”
– J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey
This week I came back from Philly sick as a dog
and when I’m sick I’m the biggest cunt ever. I hate being alone and sick. Living alone and being sick has to be one of the worst feelings.
Other things that have happened this week is that i got my ass grabbed by a stranger, found out from my husband that i some how OWE money this tax season (die die die kill kill burn in hell i hate you all) and that I need to renew my lease. Which...
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as a great person once said “show me on this...
bringtheruckuss asked: let me holler at that butt
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Anonymous asked: Does that cop arresting the molester make you want to fall in love with a cop? lololololl BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH..?
Anonymous asked: what did they guy that grabbed your ass look like? just wondering so i can avoid anyone that looks like him. it won't matter anyway cuz my ass is pretty weird looking.
hennnypotter asked: i <3 you
Anonymous asked: How did you get the creep to stay while you got a policeman on his ass?
THIS JUST HAPPENED AND GOING TO BLACK OUT AND KILL...
I’m walking up Columbus ave on my way to meet up with my hairstylist minding my own and looking damn good while enjoying the beautiful weather. I was just thinking how wonderful it is to be in a city like new York during the spring time when ALL OF A SUDDEN I feel a firm open palmed grip on my left ass cheek. I used to work in the area so I turn my head quickly to see if it was an old co...
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I just burned the fuck out of my bottom lip
All day long I’ve been wondering around work with a puffy lower lip like busted pit bull saying things like “do I havfe any cottage cheeseth on my mouthf?” cause I’m a class A snazzy pants and fuck the E train for tripping my scalding hot green tea all over my beautiful mouth.
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Anonymous asked: do you like living alone in nyc? i mean, is it safe and would you recommend it to someone just moving there?
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Anonymous asked: what are your favorite kind of shoes to wear? like one a day to day basis.
bringtheruckuss asked: did you get all that poop out of your butt?
