January 2010
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date.
punderdog:
I finally got hit on at Black Rabbit by somebody I don’t know and who is very attractive. She walked up to me, grabbed my phone, dialled her own number on it, walked away, then sent me a text message from the other side of the bar.
wow. must try this.
I MAKE MAGIC HAPPEN. THE GIRLS GO WILD
Anonymous asked: i love you, for real.
mome-raths asked: Your early morning (in Australia, anyway) shoutout: http://mome-raths.tumblr.com/post/360272020
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It’s really a wonder that I haven’t dropped all my ideals, because they seem so...
– Anne Frank, in her diary, 1944 (via claytoncubitt)
I want to be under "cute but crazy"
i think thats about right.
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Celebrities with rats:
Jamie Lee Curtis
Angalena Joel
CLINT EASTWOOD
John Cleese
Teddy Roosevelt
Pink
Marylin Manson’s mom
i’m in good company
Dear Darla,
I hate your stinking guts.
you make me vomit
you are the scum between my toes
love Alfalfa
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I think the most exciting thing is that you expect people our age to know the...
– Ringo Starr
Everything government touches turns to crap.
– Ringo Starr
"Dutch" Schaefer Gets Penis'd II: There Can Be...
penisd:
hello internet,
may i introduce you to my new favorite tumblr, “You’ve Just Been Penis’d”
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