December 2009
ListenThe Mountain Goats -Dance Music (via:samiwaslike)
Dec 31st
ListenYekermo Sew- Mulatu Astatke
Dec 31st
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Last new years eve...
I was in the middle of times square in heels and to the right was the jonas brothers to the left was taylor swift and in front of me was a giant glowing ball and thousands of human beings pushed together. After the cop car escorted us out of the swarm of people I returned to the E train to my apartment in Carroll Gardens, from there, my on again and off again boyfriend of 5 years showed up drunk...
Dec 31st
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ListenThe New Year- Death Cab For Cutie i have no...
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Dec 29th
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The D.E.N.N.I.S. System (for all your dating...
The D.E.N.N.I.S D- Demonstrate your value E- Engage physically N- Nurturing dependence N- Neglect emotionally I- Inspire hope S- Separate entirely. now you too can have have a horrible love life just like internet’s Whiskey!
Dec 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Chet Baker (17) Andrew Bird (8) Limbeck (3) Mulatu Astatke (3) Ryan Adams (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 29th
“No one likes art any more, they just like the idea that they like art and to...”
– Whiskey
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WatchWatch
Another Crucial Man i did with beautiful host Gabrus.  “this is a very specific fetish of mine. Hot tattooed girls shaving creative types”
Dec 28th
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How many hearts have you broken since you lost your virginity? who said i lost my virginity? Ask me anything
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you have a nice face but i bet you have a really small dingaling. WHO TOLD YOU??? Ask me anything
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Oops
what’s the craziest thing you’ve done in secret in NYC? i stood on my landlord’s car and pissed on the hood of it while yelling “FUCK GREEK YOGURT”  truth. Why are you so awesome? its an illusion. one day the internet will find out that i’m really an over weight 56 year old lady with 50 cats and a sinus infection. baaa
Dec 28th
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Wolf magic
I’m working on this wolf protection spell and it says I need 2 green candles, 1 white candle, a picture of a wolf, essential oil, consecrated salt and water, a lunar drink and cakes. Will any cake due? I have a crumb cake left over from Christmas morning… you could use that, i hear different cakes work for different type of wolves. For example: If we’re talking an Arctic wolf...
Dec 28th
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I'm a sheep.
Baaaaaa Baaaaa (translated: Ask me anything)
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ListenJosephine Baker- Vous Faites Partie De Moi...
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ListenJosephine Baker- Blue Sky nothing but blue skies...
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ListenJosephine Baker- Bam Bam Bammy Shore
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yo tumblr! make a fucking app for blackberry
Cause this is some bullshit. That is all thank you for your time Love, Whiskey
Dec 27th
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maridemontewillyoumarryme: Second Clue: I thanked you for introducing me to Dave Brubeck by posting Take Five on the 29th of May earlier this year. Guess who? this  is getting less cute and more weird.
Dec 27th
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Mom vs. Dad's feet (part 3)
Dad: MY GOD YOUR FEET ARE COLD.
Mom: fuck you.
Dec 26th
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Mom vs. Dad's feet (part 2)
Dad: Where are you going?
Mom: I can't, i have to get away from those feet
(mom leaves)
Dad: God, i thought she would never leave.
Dec 26th
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The scene where Ralphie beats the shit out of...
“DADS GONNA KILL RALPHIE!”
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“yea well… i’m not leaving here with out my lube”
– cousin again, while carrying his 10 month year old daughter to the car.
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