February 2009
looks like another saturday night of drinking alone, ordering thai, listening to records, and falling asleep at 10 pm.
on my one night off.
man. I’m a serious bitcherday today. whine whine whine.
speaking of wine….
January 2009
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“I’m visiting valentine’s weekend. Anti love spin the bottle round...”
– LIZ FUCKING CASION.
IT IS SO ON IN TWO WEEKS NYC IS GOING TO SHIT BRICKS WHEN I GET THIS GIRL IN MY GRASP CANT WAIT
i hate saturday mornings when i'm at work looking...
then they are too hung over to hang out saturday.
BITCHERDAY
Hey! you know what you SHOULD do?
GO FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF.
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“Running With Scissors- isn’t that a Weird Al album?”
– my roommate who apparently never heard of this shitty shitty book before
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i almost forgot
my 2 year anniversary is on wed. February 5th
TUMBLR MADE OF JUST CUTE KIDS WITH BED HEAD →
my awesome friend BC made this, its stupidly cute
“whatever babes, you’re old news”
– someone said this to me today. may or may not be my husband
beep boop.
goin to old salons to pick up a marrage license that may or may not be mine.
“Rock bottom is a college education kid.”
– Danny DeVito in Death to Smoochy (via free-enterprise)
“we’re talented and bright. we’re lonely and uptight”
– the weakerthans
so last night at my favorite bar, they hosted a The Smiths themed speed dating event. I promised kent i was going to go a month ago
I’ve had a terrible week this week, i feel like daniel plainview. “I’VE ABANDONED MY BOY! I’VE ABANDONED MY SON!”
i feel like a failure at work and at life. I got a phone call from my mother while at this stupid event announcing that my...
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