2008

Aug

coolest fucking dog ever. You have to love street fairs in...
Aug 19th
every day i look more and more like an art teacher. In other...
Aug 19th
fashion icon onandon: anomie: via media.drawerb.com Yes.
Aug 17th
ffffound: feathers for my hair on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Aug 17th
yes. hell yes. ffffound: reservoir-wars-727704.jpg 1180×810...
Aug 17th
purplelimts: lavenderlines: into: kayfabe: (via...
Aug 15th
“being green is the new black”
— so close your eyes, buy a...
Aug 15th
Listen Listen
krispayne: Ryan Adams calls Jim DeRogatis’ answering machine.
Aug 14th
Ryan Adam's theme pizza shop
Aug 13th
cakecrumbs: via a969.ac-images.myspacecdn.com “Fondle My...
Aug 13th
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 MUG OF THE DAY SPECIAL VIDEO ADDITION  EPISODE #13 ignore that i kept think it was thursday this...
Aug 13th
It's really happening...Shark eats Polar...
Aug 13th
krispayne: Daily Bad Ass, just for Mari edition.
Aug 12th

The Jerk and his Puppy (a story of hope...

I have a serious problem of trying to start fights with guys after my body has hit a certain level...
Aug 10th
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BINGO BINGO BINGO!!!
Aug 10th

Dear Michael Ian Black and Michael...

See you tonight Love, Mari
Aug 8th

dear work

i’m sorry i’m constantly fucking up love, Mari
Aug 8th
ffffound: Flickr Photo Download: I could probably take this...
Aug 8th
Oh shit, Arby's is coming to New York.
Aug 7th

ATTENTION BOYS WHO NEED HAIR CUTS

I am currently taking ALL DAY ON MONDAYS for hair cuts this means that i’m coming in on a day...
Aug 6th
“hey hey! mario with out the O! place looks...
Aug 6th
onandon: Style icon: Dalí
Aug 6th
new glasses! watching There Will Be Blood at work! Saw the...
Aug 5th
mallisser: Ancient shark had colossal bite (via BBC...
Aug 4th
another beauty that i can’t afford. DOVO razor with...
Aug 4th
ugh. why are you $180, beautiful? DOVO razor with south...
Aug 4th
ffffound: GigPosters.com - National, The - Yeasayer - Plants...
Aug 3rd
ffffound: GigPosters.com - Hold Steady, The
Aug 3rd
soupsoup: bagcoffee: siddman:chvnx:onionvolcano:...
Aug 1st

Jul

ffffound: don’t do it
Jul 31st

Why Saved by the bell is amazing.

rydethefader: I love Saved by the bell. I have seen every episode entirely too many times. I have...
Jul 31st

Where does your Tumblr name come from?

There will be blood, the only thing that any one drinks in the movie is Whiskey, and goats milk.
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
I just concurred over 200 envelopes with addresses and...
Jul 29th
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so amazing.
Jul 28th
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carvel ice cream commercial from 1985 starting the space floating COOKIE PUSS AND COOKIE...
Jul 28th
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okapis are fucking AWESOME
Jul 28th
Heath Ledger Opens Bar in Brooklyn
Jul 28th
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Me lost Me cookie at the disco amazing muppet moment.
Jul 28th
ffffound: Making Something with Some Things
Jul 27th
COME SEE ME HOST BINGO THIS SUNDAY 8=10 BLACK RABBIT BE...
Jul 25th

UPDATE

new salon is amazing i’m not used to working with people. i’m exhausted.
Jul 24th
THE RETURN OF MUG OF THE DAY Episode  #12  “This...
Jul 22nd
“fernando doesn’t own a fucking dime!! He doesn’t...”
— roommates sister talking about...
Jul 20th
gah! i wants. so beautiful
Jul 20th
Jul 20th
holy shit if any one says that an okapi is an ugly...
Jul 20th

thanks peter knox!

happy birthday to me and… apparently to Hunter S thompson as well i’m 23 today, and...
Jul 18th
HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS SHOW UP!  best night ever thank you to...
Jul 17th
kris payne and mari an old western friendship affair 
Jul 17th
hank williams and his bartender
Jul 17th
bobby tisdale let me host a bingo game. My wildest dream has...
Jul 17th
most amazing photo ever of bingo players
Jul 17th
COWBOY AND INDIAN BIRTHDAY SHOWDOWN PICTURES UP ON...
Jul 17th
BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER ON SUNDAY thank you thank you thank...
Jul 16th
BLUE POLO SHIRT INVASTION where: beer garden in brooklyn on...
Jul 16th
LEAD SINGER OF BARENAKED LADIES ARRESTED OF...
Jul 16th
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theduty: totes: feist on sesame street! {via caroline}
Jul 16th
mollylambert: allcreatures: antikris:
Jul 16th
theduty: babybitch: via Missbehavemag STILL funny.
Jul 14th
awesome bathing suit i ordered via internet! who knew? i was...
Jul 13th
i’m a house wife in training. Rule #1: if you...
Jul 9th
GO TO THIS ASSHOLES STARTS AT 7 PM
Jul 8th
and i wonder why i’m single
Jul 8th
oh internet how i am neglected you. but didn’t really miss you that much the weekend was...
Jul 8th
(via travors)
Jul 8th

Bingo in general conversation.

Mari: Heading back on an eight hour bus trip to the city and forgot my headphones! ARGH!
Me: Are there any stops on the trip that you can grab a shit pair?
Mari: Nope! Party foul :(
...later...
Mari: Got some cheap set. B9!
Me: Thaaaaank Goooooddd!
Jul 8th
“i would never fuck prince. i don’t know how 30,000...”
— LIZ FUCKING CASION TALKING...
Jul 2nd
ffffound: 039_21225~Prince-Posters.jpg (JPEG Image, 337x425...
Jul 2nd

3 Movie Characters I Identify With...

bikerfish: originally via tylerriewer Laney Boggs- She’s all That. Andy Sachs- Devil wears...
Jul 1st
finally photos from my mom’s bingo bash! click on the...
Jul 1st
how a gentleman gets a lady. attractive boy on G train that...
Jul 1st
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dazzlingdelta: bikerfish: hannahcooper: sophiescott: livejamie:
Jul 1st
ffffound: - - - Marcus Walters - - -
Jul 1st

Jun

“a fetus is like a sack of organs. Not just one.”
— Emily at black rabbit playing...
Jun 29th
LURVE ffffound: bayimg - image: david lynch nadav kander.png...
Jun 28th
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY SCARRY i miss the hell out of you my...
Jun 27th
all this excitement of phils jaw breaking free from...
Jun 27th
Jun 27th
phil dancing. it is a happy friday after all
Jun 27th
PHIL GOT HIS WIRES TAKEN OFF!!! my best internet friend, and...
Jun 27th
soupsoup: antoinetta: (via into)
Jun 27th

Hey Miss, I Think You Dropped...

So last night after work I made plans to cut my friend Heather aka Heather Hot toddy’s hair...
Jun 27th
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
THE ADVENTURES OF MARI DE MONTE -Page 1 Attack of the brain...
Jun 25th
dazzlingdelta: fareastmeetswildwest: Judge Judy vs....
Jun 25th

25th Birthday Selabrashin

no whiskey no go. just kidding josh! count me in joshruben: I’ve decided to celebrate my 25th...
Jun 25th
my ladies lounging on our boat on the lake. god i...
Jun 24th
fire works last 3rd of july
Jun 24th
I’M COMING HOME Get excited! Martial is letting me...
Jun 24th
“if you’re bored than you must be boring too. did i...”
— Piebald
Jun 24th
“in the bar light, she looked alright in the daylight she...”
— the hold steady.
Jun 24th

its like karaoke on steroids

due to some strange random hits of heart ache and depression i just bought my self a $200 game for...
Jun 24th
yesterday was my dad’s birthday happy birthday you...
Jun 24th
congrats mr payne. Get excited for stand...
Jun 23rd
drunk and playing the new rock band after bingo (congrats...
Jun 23rd
so uh. i cut all of my hair off. not sure what to think of...
Jun 21st
cakecrumbs: via www.agpix.com aawwwwomg garg!
Jun 21st
Jeremy Fish is having a solo show at the Joshua Liner...
Jun 21st
sarahschneider: erockappel: sarahschneider: morelli: A...
Jun 21st
MY EYES! THEY BLEED FROM TOO MUCH CUTE ffffound: kitten.jpg...
Jun 21st

Top Five

My good internet blogger buddy, Phil are always talking about what we look for in dudes/ladies. And...
Jun 20th
GET READY GET EXCITED (the boss standing outside of the new...
Jun 20th
HAPPY 24TH BIRTHDAY SARA VIRGIL  sara is hands down one of...
Jun 20th
aw joe marrow!
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
video chat is amazing with friends you never get to see
Jun 20th
“There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New...”
— E.B White - “Here is New...
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
“Who knew water buffalo were so loyal? Oh, so my best friend...”
— an e-mail from my roommate.
Jun 19th
jesse came in for a hair cut today and he brought me one of the most delish sandwiches that i have...
Jun 19th
Warch Watch
The Haircut: A Short film A barber welcomes a most unusual customer. The Haircut is a film about the...
Jun 18th
maryrambin: Celebrity hair stylist David Babaii has...
Jun 18th

This Is A Great Day

johncarney: Red wine makes you thinner and coffee helps you live longer. And, of course, we’ve...
Jun 18th
ffffound: the avant garde of hair design
Jun 17th

new relationship

I got a new boyfriend today I pay him to love me. His name is black rabbit. Love really is a...
Jun 16th
“are you sure that was thunder and not just a crane falling?”
— Client
Jun 14th

last night

!!! EMS I WANT DARKROOM emmalioness: was a night. seriously. it was like going to the darkroom all...
Jun 14th
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this will be me in ten years. Just give it sometime. PS: molly.
Jun 14th
“back to my rebound booty call relationship, TO THE BAR”
— Me
Jun 14th
bclikesyou: whoops. forgot pt. 1
Jun 14th
this made me seriously go LOLZ bclikesyou: pt 2.
Jun 13th
AFTER A YEAR i finally got my eyebrows threaded. You forget...
Jun 13th

Don't be a

onandon:
Jun 13th
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Jun 12th
ffffound: LangweileDich.net - Der E.D.K. Blog » Blog...
Jun 12th

tattooed and shaved

since i started working with Martial Vivot on fifth ave two clients have gotten their first...
Jun 12th

What a Night

Pros +COUSIN FREDDY AND HIS WIFE JEN HAD A BABY GIRLLL + Bobby Tisdale as a stand up comedian is...
Jun 12th
or this?
Jun 11th
i need glasses i dont have health insurance and can’t...
Jun 11th
I WANT THIS BATHING SUIT.  birthday in a month make it...
Jun 11th
phil and i chatting while out video chats deny each...
Jun 11th
guess where i am at 12:04 am on a tuesday?? starts with...
Jun 11th
mollylambert: Remember when Iron Man fucked Spiderman?
Jun 11th
ahh how i miss you Syracuse NY (sign entering the...
Jun 10th
Forgot to mention: Yesterday (i know i’m terrible at...
Jun 10th
ATTN DEATH CAB FANS THAT ARE GOING TO SEE THEM TODAY look...
Jun 10th

Don't ask.

Tumblr meet ups i feel are slightly strange, weird and frightening. Perhaps its because ever since...
Jun 10th
One of my favorite clients gave me a new book!  I think...