Whiskey and Goats Milk

2009

2008

Just found out the man who died at the...

holy fuck. what a weird day/morning
Nov 8th
“lay off hipster” - Saint Francis
Nov 8th
they never announced who won best accessory, but i think if...
Nov 8th
BEHOLD! GOOD SIR! THE NIGHT IS MINE!
Nov 8th
we all love Sami
Nov 8th
Andrew looked so fucking emo last night
Nov 8th
THOUGH THE PARTY WAS CUT SHORT DUE TO TRAGEDY WE STILL HAD...
Nov 8th

Seriously though...

theshortstraw: say a prayer for a kid who fell down an elevator shaft tonight in Williamsburg. It...
Nov 8th
Brooklyn Drummer Dies After Fall Down...
Nov 8th

A conversation with my boss's 4 year old...

4 year old: What did you do today?
M: I did something very unusual today
4 year old: What was that?
M: (leans down and whispers) I cut hair
4 year old: I did something very unusual today too!
M: What did you do?
4 year old: Play,
Nov 7th
if you haven’t had time to shower in 3 days, the best...
Nov 7th
be it the lack of sleep or the over worked drained feeling...
Nov 6th

Last night while working at Dutch Kills,...

Karin: Do you have Todd Barry's number?
Mari: *pulling out cell phone* Todd? why do you want Todd's number?
Karin: I just saw Ricky Gervais perform and Todd opened for him
Mari: well thats weird.
Karin: i know right?
Nov 6th

A conversation between friends

Steve: Feel free to text, call or email any questions. I should be shitfaced around 11
Mari: boom. The best text i've ever received.
Steve: Because you just said 'boom' you get a gold star...
Nov 6th
happy birthday dobble ganger
Nov 6th
Listen Listen
Lyle Lovett- Stand By Your Man this song makes me close my eyes, tighten my fist and shake my head...
Nov 6th
Listen Listen
Lyle Lovett- If I Had A Boat If I were Roy Rogers I’d sure enough be single I couldn’t...
Nov 6th
Elvis
Nov 6th
Listen Listen
Elvis Presley- Love Me Tender take me to your heart
Nov 6th
Listen Listen
Elvis Presley- Burning Love hunka hunka
Nov 6th
petervidani: Fair enough. Sam Shepard doesn’t like...
Nov 5th
Listen Listen
Drive By Truckers- God Damn Lonely Love So I’ll take two of what your having and I’ll...
Nov 5th
Listen Listen
Wilco- How To Fight The Lonelieness How to Fight the loneliness just smile all the time Shine...
Nov 5th
i remember the day after my brother got his braces. We were...
Nov 5th
check out my sweet sweet all pink room complete with...
Nov 5th
thats a giant dog. albany is weird
Nov 4th
is that… is that a dog..???
Nov 4th
this just screams WELCOME TO ALBANY TAX PAYERS
Nov 4th
EPIC KITCHEN FIND OF THE DAY
Nov 3rd
SEEING LYLE LOVETT TONIGHT WITH MY COUSIN IN ALBANY yes...
Nov 3rd
Listen Listen
The Jackson 5- I Want You Back Tryin to live with out your love Is one sleepless night
Nov 3rd
Listen Listen
Elvis Costello- I Want You i want you I’m afraid I won’t know where to stop.
Nov 3rd
Listen Listen
Elvis Presley- I Want You, I Need You, I Love You well i thought I could live with out...
Nov 3rd
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS SAINT FRANCIS
Nov 3rd

Good Morning.

Davi: fat, lazy, pathetic, disgraceful, greasy skin, ugly legs - REALLY ugly legs! - cross-eyed, boogers in your nose and under your fingernails, rotten teeth, foul breath, and a nasty stench from underneath your coat. my god, mari, why don't you try at least a little bit? good morning.
Whiskey: Well..... at least i have a cute butt
Davi: True.
Nov 3rd
Help out and donate at The Uniform Project
Nov 3rd
Announcing our 6 month anniversary party! Let...
Nov 3rd
Warch Watch
LEWIS IS FAMOUS!!! SEE MY LITTLE DOGGIE LEWIS BEING INTERVIEWED BY THE COMEDY GENIUS BOBBY...
Nov 2nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)
Nov 2nd
GESHY! LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO!! “Oh my...
Nov 1st
whiskeywednesday: SPOOKY WHISKEY TERRIBLE TUESDAYS ARE...
Nov 1st
I really hope this guy got laid last night.
Nov 1st
Kris Payne was  “lookatthisfuckinghipster.com”...
Nov 1st
april oneil. princess leia and mrs dr the monarch. a...
Nov 1st
april oneil for channel 6 news live on location where...
Nov 1st
bringonthetragedy: robot e. lee: perhaps if i drink this...
Nov 1st
magicmolly: The satisfaction she’d savored was gone, and...
Nov 1st
bringonthetragedy: it all builds up to this moment. ROBOT...
Nov 1st