Whiskey and Goats Milk

2009

2008

who ever said “being a kid is magical. I miss that...
Nov 24th
“The whole point of having Sean in the role was that his...
Nov 24th
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“This is crack, rock cocaine. It isn’t glamorous, or cool, or kid’s stuff… Look, everybody wants to...
Nov 23rd
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bingo! IN REAL LIFE
Nov 23rd

samiwaslike.tumbr.com is the cutest...

Nov 23rd

LIVE BLOGGING BINGO!

jeremy’s brother, bryan wins!!! ZAC just showed up! AYAYYYYY
Nov 23rd
WHO IS READY TO HOST SOME BINGO! i’ve got my bingo...
Nov 23rd
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Simon & Garfunkel- April Come She Will (from The Graduate) August, die she must.
Nov 23rd
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David Grusin- On the Strip (from the Graduate)
Nov 23rd
who says $2 can’t get you anything???
Nov 23rd
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crying indian commercial makes me go:   o_0
Nov 22nd
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I TELL YA. WHITE PEOPLE, HUH?
Nov 22nd
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He likes it! Hey Mikey! this is me every time Kent pours me another bourbon.
Nov 22nd

Things I will not miss when I move

my constant broken door my small cluttered room the loud columbian music at 9 am outside of my...
Nov 22nd
come visit tonight at Black Rabbit Bar and get your dobbers...
Nov 22nd
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Jens Lekman- Friday Night at the Drive-In Bingo I’M HOSTING BINGO TONIGHT AT BLACK RABBIT...
Nov 22nd
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The Hold Steady- Constructive Summer me and my friends are like double whiskey coke no ice
Nov 22nd
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Oasis- Don’t Look Back In Anger you ain’t ever gonna burn my heart out
Nov 22nd

rock band mari

bringonthetragedy: whiskeyandgoatsmilk: “Tonight i missed you so i played your rock band...
Nov 22nd
cbeth: Drunk brunchin’ in Fievel Mousekowitz hat + Buddy...
Nov 22nd
a beer a whiskey drink and a bloody mary. jeremy howdymari...
Nov 22nd
“Tonight i missed you so i played your rock band character!”
— a text message i got last...
Nov 22nd
Keep fucking that chicken Casey!!! Couldn’t be...
Nov 22nd
Sam Cooke Saturdays (via waxandmilk:)
Nov 22nd
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Sam Cooke - Another Saturday Night (via:waxandmilk:)
Nov 22nd

Today In Midtown I saw:

dogs in strollers kids on leashes Brooklyn Diner a Christmas card that cost $150 a homeless...
Nov 22nd
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Looking for apartments is kind of like killing zombies. Frantic, always on the look out for a...
Nov 21st
love is dangerous (viscakecrumbs:)
Nov 21st
(via pelicansss:hotg0ssip:otherthings)
Nov 21st
well, i got a sublet in greenpoint for the entire month of...
Nov 21st
TATTOO IDEA// lynx via kat-harine:Mark.Weaver)
Nov 21st
bringonthetragedy: HEY NYC DUDES!  are you living the good...
Nov 20th
tonight.
Nov 20th

Words that i like saying because they...

gays cunt faggot. cluster fuck bitch tits.
Nov 20th
I’m a fucking barber. I take a straight razor to...
Nov 20th
i’m in a “up to no good” mood today.
Nov 20th
“work is the curse of the drinking class”
— Oscar Wilde good quote to...
Nov 20th
Me and Cbeth were featured on my good friend (soon to be...
Nov 19th
whiskeywednesday: WHISKEY WEDNESDAY’S WHISKEY OF THE WEEK:...
Nov 19th

I'M WASTED IN BED WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE

HELL THE CUSS YES
Nov 19th
FOR YOUR HEALTH ...
Nov 19th
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Jurassic Park Theme by John Williams holy fucking shit its a dinosaur
Nov 19th
(via ahlowhee)
Nov 18th
bitch. move. your. fucking. bag.
Nov 18th
there are very few movies that i have seen more than once in...
Nov 18th
whiskeywednesday: Excuse Me, But I’ll Be Handling The...
Nov 18th
boom.
Nov 18th
LEVEL UP!
Nov 18th
“After a certain degree of prettiness, one pretty girl is as...”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via...
Nov 18th
thedailywhat: Shirt Design Concept of the Day: The “Gerbil...
Nov 17th
SAINT FRANCIS IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD
Nov 17th
NYC. I and Love and You
Nov 17th
“I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.”
— Picasso
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
meow meows has no tail!! (and she doesnt look happy about...
Nov 17th
LOVE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS
Nov 17th
I WANT MY HAM YOU MOTHERFUCKER! -josh
Nov 17th
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will...”
— Ernest Hemingway (via...
Nov 17th
Here is the thing. yes i’m at black rabbit yes...
Nov 17th
thedailywhat: theWAREHOUSE.
Nov 17th
i’m not a morning person
Nov 16th
I’m hosting SUNDAY NIGHT BINGO tonight at the black...
Nov 15th
Gangs of New York When the film was first conceived in...
Nov 15th
currently watching
Nov 15th
Louise Brooks, (Nov. 14, 1906 - 1985), was an American...
Nov 15th
tired eyes and cat sitting!
Nov 15th
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piebald - grace kelly with wings AND YOU’VE GOT THOSE SEXY LEGS!!!! (via:carlovely:)
Nov 15th
IF YOU BUY THIS I WILL PUNCH YOUR THROAT.
Nov 15th
punderdog: The Loneliness Artist, cover art by the...
Nov 15th
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MY GOOD FRIEND/COMEDIAN BOBBY TISDALE AND THAT DUMB BLOGGER BITCH IN A COMMERCIAL! i’m so...
Nov 15th
krispayne: Guess matty’s here, too matt rides the short...
Nov 15th
b-b-b-b-bbb-b-b-b-b-b-b-BULLSHIT
Nov 15th
whiskey, punderdog, kris asshole payne at the rabbit
Nov 15th
we’re at black rabbit. (via krispayne)
Nov 15th
<3
Nov 14th
LOLZ every time. every time…
Nov 14th
works done time for fun.
Nov 14th

i'm always so surprised that i don't get...

cause lets face it, isn’t that what the internet is for?
Nov 14th
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This guy’s bass guitar is a balloon — your argument is invalid. ...
Nov 14th
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Will Smith- Gettin Jiggy Wid It This song reminds me of my first “boyfriend” in 7th...
Nov 14th
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Stevie Wonder- You Are The Sunshine of My Life this song reminds me of WALMARTs nursing homes. ...
Nov 14th
To further prove how incredibly uncool i was as a...
Nov 14th
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Howard Britz- Lucky Friday the 13th
Nov 14th
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2pac- Tattooed Tears
Nov 14th
whiskeywednesday: WHISKEY’S “OOPS” OF THE DAY: Jim Beams...
Nov 14th
inner dialogue in finding a three bed room apartment in...
Nov 14th
Friday the 13th with 2 new tattoos. a ship with 13 sails an...
Nov 14th
SAMIWASLIKE.TUMBLR.COM GOT A 13 TATTOO TOO!!!! LOLZ ZOMG
Nov 14th

I learned how to tie a tie from working...

no joke.
Nov 12th
nudawn: nevver: Percy! I think this looks like...
Nov 12th
yea. funny things happen in a year.
Nov 12th
sometimes its funny to look back at what you were doing a...
Nov 12th
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Al Green- The Letter
Nov 12th
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Al Green- Lets Stay Together
Nov 12th
cleaning and listening
Nov 12th
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Otis Redding- Thats How Strong My Love Is ill be the ocean so deep and wide and gets all the tears...
Nov 12th
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Simon & Garfunkel-  Cecilia your breaking my heart
Nov 12th
whiskeywednesday: WHISKEY WEDNESDAY’S WHISKEY OF THE WEEK:...
Nov 11th
never play hopscotch with a gorilla. never play leapfrog...
Nov 11th
shes got those Marty Feldman eeeeeeyyyeees
Nov 10th
you wept you cried, you didnt really get the whole...
Nov 10th
you wept,  you cried, you dont really remember a lot of the...
Nov 10th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-8)
Nov 10th
bclikesyou: forevertime: dogearthispage: (via...
Nov 9th
(viawhiskeywednesday:)
Nov 9th
Dead wrong: Man attends own funeral after...
Nov 9th
New York worlds fair 1963
Nov 9th
this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. ...
Nov 9th
THE PASSING OF THE GOLDEN DOBBER
Nov 9th
i totally won the Golden Dobber last night! This means a few...
Nov 9th

Just lost my golden dobber to Mari.

krispayne: It was a good year There can only be one Highlander
Nov 9th
the mornings after bingo sometimes you just have to accept...
Nov 9th
“lay off hipster” - Saint Francis
Nov 8th
they never announced who won best accessory, but i think if...
Nov 8th
BEHOLD! GOOD SIR! THE NIGHT IS MINE!
Nov 8th
we all love Sami
Nov 8th
Andrew looked so fucking emo last night
Nov 8th
THOUGH THE PARTY WAS CUT SHORT DUE TO TRAGEDY WE STILL HAD...
Nov 8th

Seriously though...

theshortstraw: say a prayer for a kid who fell down an elevator shaft tonight in Williamsburg. It...
Nov 8th
Brooklyn Drummer Dies After Fall Down...
Nov 8th

A conversation with my boss's 4 year old...

4 year old: What did you do today?
M: I did something very unusual today
4 year old: What was that?
M: (leans down and whispers) I cut hair
4 year old: I did something very unusual today too!
M: What did you do?
4 year old: Play,
Nov 7th
if you haven’t had time to shower in 3 days, the best...
Nov 7th
be it the lack of sleep or the over worked drained feeling...
Nov 6th

Last night while working at Dutch Kills,...

Karin: Do you have Todd Barry's number?
Mari: *pulling out cell phone* Todd? why do you want Todd's number?
Karin: I just saw Ricky Gervais perform and Todd opened for him
Mari: well thats weird.
Karin: i know right?
Nov 6th

A conversation between friends

Steve: Feel free to text, call or email any questions. I should be shitfaced around 11
Mari: boom. The best text i've ever received.
Steve: Because you just said 'boom' you get a gold star...
Nov 6th
happy birthday dobble ganger
Nov 6th
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Lyle Lovett- Stand By Your Man this song makes me close my eyes, tighten my fist and shake my head...
Nov 6th
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Lyle Lovett- If I Had A Boat If I were Roy Rogers I’d sure enough be single I couldn’t...
Nov 6th
Elvis
Nov 6th
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Elvis Presley- Love Me Tender take me to your heart
Nov 6th
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Elvis Presley- Burning Love hunka hunka
Nov 6th
petervidani: Fair enough. Sam Shepard doesn’t like...
Nov 5th
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Drive By Truckers- God Damn Lonely Love So I’ll take two of what your having and I’ll...
Nov 5th
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Wilco- How To Fight The Lonelieness How to Fight the loneliness just smile all the time Shine...
Nov 5th
i remember the day after my brother got his braces. We were...
Nov 5th
check out my sweet sweet all pink room complete with...
Nov 5th
thats a giant dog. albany is weird
Nov 4th
is that… is that a dog..???
Nov 4th
this just screams WELCOME TO ALBANY TAX PAYERS
Nov 4th
EPIC KITCHEN FIND OF THE DAY
Nov 3rd
SEEING LYLE LOVETT TONIGHT WITH MY COUSIN IN ALBANY yes...
Nov 3rd
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The Jackson 5- I Want You Back Tryin to live with out your love Is one sleepless night
Nov 3rd
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Elvis Costello- I Want You i want you I’m afraid I won’t know where to stop.
Nov 3rd
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Elvis Presley- I Want You, I Need You, I Love You well i thought I could live with out...
Nov 3rd
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS SAINT FRANCIS
Nov 3rd

Good Morning.

Davi: fat, lazy, pathetic, disgraceful, greasy skin, ugly legs - REALLY ugly legs! - cross-eyed, boogers in your nose and under your fingernails, rotten teeth, foul breath, and a nasty stench from underneath your coat. my god, mari, why don't you try at least a little bit? good morning.
Whiskey: Well..... at least i have a cute butt
Davi: True.
Nov 3rd
Help out and donate at The Uniform Project
Nov 3rd
Announcing our 6 month anniversary party! Let...
Nov 3rd
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LEWIS IS FAMOUS!!! SEE MY LITTLE DOGGIE LEWIS BEING INTERVIEWED BY THE COMEDY GENIUS BOBBY...
Nov 2nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)
Nov 2nd
GESHY! LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO!! “Oh my...
Nov 1st
whiskeywednesday: SPOOKY WHISKEY TERRIBLE TUESDAYS ARE...
Nov 1st
I really hope this guy got laid last night.
Nov 1st
Kris Payne was  “lookatthisfuckinghipster.com”...
Nov 1st
april oneil. princess leia and mrs dr the monarch. a...
Nov 1st
april oneil for channel 6 news live on location where...
Nov 1st
bringonthetragedy: robot e. lee: perhaps if i drink this...
Nov 1st
magicmolly: The satisfaction she’d savored was gone, and...
Nov 1st
bringonthetragedy: it all builds up to this moment. ROBOT...
Nov 1st