February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Would you suggest going to a hairdresser and saying, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HAIR, FIX ME UP PLEASE!
I was 15 when I think I knew what love was
I was with my then best friend/later first L-O-V-E at my parents lake. There was a whole group of us, I think 6 of my guy friends and me. My parents are rad and have always been rad and allowed me to have one sleep over with all my guy friends at the lake. We would build camp fires, try to play badmitten on a hill (impossible) and swim with water shoes on.
I didn’t know what love was, I...
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Bonnie Raitt- Come To Me.
Duh.
Cousin: Bonnie Raitt is play in Albany on June 2th. Wanna go?
Me: Does a frog have a water tight ass?
Me: Yes. Yes he does.
I'm eating hummus
and thinking about life, love and how it all effects me in the next few years and while I’m chewing on carrot sticks (aka nature’s chalk) and hummus (natures love juice) I keep unmindfully biting the inside of my life cheek. I yelped but then continued to munch on carrots, then I did it again.
I’m counting like… 4 fucking times of biting my cheek. The pain in serious and...
drinkyourjuice:
If you’d like to receive a valentine in the mail, leave yr address in my ask box. We’re crafting tonight. (While supplies last.)
craft night tonight
Anonymous asked: Why do all new yorkers have blogs?
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My mind
Me: That guy was so nice. Relatable .... easy to talk to.... and cute too. Weird.
LATER THAT DAY
Me: OH cause he's gayyyyyyy
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I have a confession to make:
I’m trying desperately to lose 10 pounds. My current weight (depending on what time of the day AKA when my last bowel movement was) is 127-129
The hardest part of trying to lose weight is telling people that you are trying to lose weight. The most common reaction goes something like this: “OH BUT WHY?? You are perfect the way you are! You dont neeeeed to lose weeeighttt...
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drinkyourjuice replied to your video: Gracious Video Of Me and Future Hubby
*gratuitous
i haven’t been drinking, my smart phone has
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In college I dated a high school kid
He was from my home town and was my best friend/secret love of my life for how ever long you can consider that seeing how your 18 and never seen a penis before.
After years of going back and forth with each other, we finally made the dive to officially ”date” while I “went” to college.
I use the word “went” loosely. I only went to about a month of classes...
The tea kettle is yellin
but I ain’t moving from this couch. Yell all you want, pot. You’ll run out of water soon just like the rest of us shitheads.
January 2012
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kellyegan asked: If you want to hoop + fire hoop when you're out here, let me know! :D
Watchjessebenjamin:
For those suffering from too many “Shit ___ Say” videos. A message of hope, strength and support.
<3
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For some reason, this made me feel very complete
bobbyfinger started following you
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Skit Skat Cat!
animalsbeingdicks:
I suggest you watch this while listening to this. It makes all the difference in the world.
Oh how i laughed.
beat-on-repeat asked: Lady Mary's eyebrows have their own twitter account. I thought you'd want to know this. @maryseyebrows
Anonymous asked: You is smart, you is kind, you is important. (instant tears at that part)
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Things I've done today
Drank 2 liters of water before noon
4 cups of blue berry green tea
peed
Cried numerous times while watching The Help on my laptop, on my lap, on the couch
peed 4 times through out the movie.
shopped for vintage glasses on etsy
peed
peed
didn’t put pants on
made a list
Holy shit its 3:30 PM.
Fuck i have to pee again
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amandalynferri replied to your post: Taking an online writing class
i always love when you write “shit” on your blog so pumped that there will be more of that. miss u
miss u boo.
That said,
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
“drama rama” I said to her.
“What?” She looked up from her book, with her eye brow raised in annoyance.
“Drama rama” I said again
“What are you talking about?”
“All this drama,” I replied, “I remember when we were fine, everything was fine between us. I remember-“
“I dont believe in memory.” She spat out.
“How can you NOT believe in memory?” I rolled my eyes at her.
...
Taking an online writing class
is just one way to say “ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR DREEEEEEAAAMS”