January 2012
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For some reason, this made me feel very complete
bobbyfinger started following you
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Skit Skat Cat!
animalsbeingdicks:
I suggest you watch this while listening to this. It makes all the difference in the world.
Oh how i laughed.
beat-on-repeat asked: Lady Mary's eyebrows have their own twitter account. I thought you'd want to know this. @maryseyebrows
Anonymous asked: You is smart, you is kind, you is important. (instant tears at that part)
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Things I've done today
Drank 2 liters of water before noon
4 cups of blue berry green tea
peed
Cried numerous times while watching The Help on my laptop, on my lap, on the couch
peed 4 times through out the movie.
shopped for vintage glasses on etsy
peed
peed
didn’t put pants on
made a list
Holy shit its 3:30 PM.
Fuck i have to pee again
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amandalynferri replied to your post: Taking an online writing class
i always love when you write “shit” on your blog so pumped that there will be more of that. miss u
miss u boo.
That said,
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
“drama rama” I said to her.
“What?” She looked up from her book, with her eye brow raised in annoyance.
“Drama rama” I said again
“What are you talking about?”
“All this drama,” I replied, “I remember when we were fine, everything was fine between us. I remember-“
“I dont believe in memory.” She spat out.
“How can you NOT believe in memory?” I rolled my eyes at her.
...
Taking an online writing class
is just one way to say “ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR DREEEEEEAAAMS”
If I were to have a conversation right now, this...
Them: Hey Mari, what are you listening to?
Me: EVERCLEAR.
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“Joad demanded, “What’s come over you, Muley? You were never no...”
– The dialoge in Grapes of Wrath has left me stunned and ashamed with how much I relate to it.
samiwaslike asked: I'm glad that you follow ryangoslingaddicted :)
If you're crying over a football coach, you really...
AMERICA! SPORTS!
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cloudmoose asked: Lol what would you rather have it be?
cloudmoose asked: Man blog?
Anonymous asked: what would you do if you were about to graduate in may, but felt like your workload was too much, and stressing you out and shite, but that you had the option to take one of your current classes in the summer, and could STILL walk at graduation even with taking that summer class? what would you do?
“Buy a coat. Eat a sandwich. Get a job”
– T bird’s announcement to all hipsters during the winter season.
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“That’s you?? You look different here. Maybe because you’re smiling.”
– A 3 year old boy, ladies and gentlemen.
Anonymous asked: I discovered your tumblr a while ago, and ever since then when I daydream about my purrrfect life you are always my cool big sister who I call everyday to rant about bullshit and makes me wonderful mixtapes and brings me to cool whiskey bars. Just thought you should know how awesome you are. Love, a fellow Brooklynite.
jenrowley asked: Hi, fellow friend of Sami. I want to go to hair school and eventually live in London. Should I go to school here in NYC and then move? Or should I try and move and attend school there (job placement and all). And what schools are the best here in the city? Sorry for all the questions, i'm just a bit overwhelmed.
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My mouth makes me feel shameful.
So I was eating an apple just now
and some apple juice had gotten on my pinky finger. I absentmindedly put my pinky finger in my mouth while staring at a blank computer screen.
My mind then went “wow, I never realized how small my pinky finger was until now.”
Then I began to worry. Did I just use my mouth as a reason for measurement??
What does that say about me??
That I’m a filthy filthy whore. And I’m...
I'm a fucking weirdo and here's why
I like being alone
I hate being lonely
I can’t stand being hit on, clingy men, dogs that smell like dog, cats that smell like pee and anyone who doesn’t like animals.
I never trust someone who orders in every day
I hate doing laundry
but i can’t stand the smell/look of dirty sheets
I love cleaning my bathroom
Hate picking up my bedroom/putting clothes away
I love being...
Things Q From "Star Trek: The Next Generation"...
patrickcassels:
Picard’s pathetic care for his crew
Data’s absurd desire to feel emotion
Worf’s puny mortal brain
Geordi’s laughable obsession with trinkets
Dr. Crusher’s insignificant quest to preserve human life
Riker’s beard
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http://www.seanconnery.com/ →
http://www.seanconnery.com/
dieyounglivefast asked: I like your blog (ego book and all), but c'mon, making casual rape jokes ain't cool.
“She’s not my type, but I bet you she fucks like a champion.”
– Over heard.
theblackmap asked: Very sweet tattoo, I've been looking to get something almost exactly like that for a bit now. Where did you have it done?
