February 2012
drinkyourjuice:
If you’d like to receive a valentine in the mail, leave yr address in my ask box. We’re crafting tonight. (While supplies last.)
craft night tonight
Anonymous asked: Why do all new yorkers have blogs?
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My mind
Me: That guy was so nice. Relatable .... easy to talk to.... and cute too. Weird.
LATER THAT DAY
Me: OH cause he's gayyyyyyy
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I have a confession to make:
I’m trying desperately to lose 10 pounds. My current weight (depending on what time of the day AKA when my last bowel movement was) is 127-129
The hardest part of trying to lose weight is telling people that you are trying to lose weight. The most common reaction goes something like this: “OH BUT WHY?? You are perfect the way you are! You dont neeeeed to lose weeeighttt...
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drinkyourjuice replied to your video: Gracious Video Of Me and Future Hubby
*gratuitous
i haven’t been drinking, my smart phone has
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In college I dated a high school kid
He was from my home town and was my best friend/secret love of my life for how ever long you can consider that seeing how your 18 and never seen a penis before.
After years of going back and forth with each other, we finally made the dive to officially ”date” while I “went” to college.
I use the word “went” loosely. I only went to about a month of classes...
The tea kettle is yellin
but I ain’t moving from this couch. Yell all you want, pot. You’ll run out of water soon just like the rest of us shitheads.
January 2012
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kellyegan asked: If you want to hoop + fire hoop when you're out here, let me know! :D
Watchjessebenjamin:
For those suffering from too many “Shit ___ Say” videos. A message of hope, strength and support.
<3
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For some reason, this made me feel very complete
bobbyfinger started following you
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Skit Skat Cat!
animalsbeingdicks:
I suggest you watch this while listening to this. It makes all the difference in the world.
Oh how i laughed.
beat-on-repeat asked: Lady Mary's eyebrows have their own twitter account. I thought you'd want to know this. @maryseyebrows
Anonymous asked: You is smart, you is kind, you is important. (instant tears at that part)
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Things I've done today
Drank 2 liters of water before noon
4 cups of blue berry green tea
peed
Cried numerous times while watching The Help on my laptop, on my lap, on the couch
peed 4 times through out the movie.
shopped for vintage glasses on etsy
peed
peed
didn’t put pants on
made a list
Holy shit its 3:30 PM.
Fuck i have to pee again
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amandalynferri replied to your post: Taking an online writing class
i always love when you write “shit” on your blog so pumped that there will be more of that. miss u
miss u boo.
That said,
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
“drama rama” I said to her.
“What?” She looked up from her book, with her eye brow raised in annoyance.
“Drama rama” I said again
“What are you talking about?”
“All this drama,” I replied, “I remember when we were fine, everything was fine between us. I remember-“
“I dont believe in memory.” She spat out.
“How can you NOT believe in memory?” I rolled my eyes at her.
...
Taking an online writing class
is just one way to say “ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR DREEEEEEAAAMS”
If I were to have a conversation right now, this...
Them: Hey Mari, what are you listening to?
Me: EVERCLEAR.
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“Joad demanded, “What’s come over you, Muley? You were never no...”
– The dialoge in Grapes of Wrath has left me stunned and ashamed with how much I relate to it.
samiwaslike asked: I'm glad that you follow ryangoslingaddicted :)
If you're crying over a football coach, you really...
AMERICA! SPORTS!
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cloudmoose asked: Lol what would you rather have it be?