Whiskey and Goats Milk

Nov 20
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bringonthetragedy: HEY NYC DUDES!  are you living the good life?  are you working hard, making that money? well, shit.  you need to TREAT YOURSELF RIGHT, son!  quit getting those fucking $10 hair cuttery bullshit haircuts because you’re walking around manhattan looking like a total IDIOT! do you see this girl above?  this is the hottest coolest girl in NYC.  she can tell you what bands to like, what bars to drink in, and how to be a cool ass dude. this is the kind of girl you want to impress with a fucking GOOD HAIRCUT.  a haircut that KILLS. what if i were to tell you that the same girl that you should be looking your BEST for is the SAME GIRL WHO CAN GIVE YOU THAT DEVILISHLY GOOD HAIRCUT?! it would blow your mind, right? i know, i know. click this: http://martialvivot.com ask for mari. tell them “phil from the internet sent you” thank me later. christ phil. i love you

bringonthetragedy:

HEY NYC DUDES!  are you living the good life?  are you working hard, making that money?

well, shit.  you need to TREAT YOURSELF RIGHT, son!  quit getting those fucking $10 hair cuttery bullshit haircuts because you’re walking around manhattan looking like a total IDIOT!

do you see this girl above?  this is the hottest coolest girl in NYC.  she can tell you what bands to like, what bars to drink in, and how to be a cool ass dude.

this is the kind of girl you want to impress with a fucking GOOD HAIRCUT.  a haircut that KILLS.

what if i were to tell you that the same girl that you should be looking your BEST for is the SAME GIRL WHO CAN GIVE YOU THAT DEVILISHLY GOOD HAIRCUT?!

it would blow your mind, right?

i know, i know.

click this: http://martialvivot.com

ask for mari.

tell them “phil from the internet sent you”

thank me later.

christ phil. i love you

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tonight.

tonight.

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Words that i like saying because they roll off the tongue nicely but can't say because its not right:

  • gays
  • cunt
  • faggot.
  • cluster fuck
  • bitch tits.

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I’m a fucking barber. I take a straight razor to friends throats ALL. THE. TIME and yet, i am deathly afraid of potato peelers. Since working at the bar i’ve had to face my fears. I am currently missing a piece of my thumb. fuck. you. potato peeler. you are no friend of mine.

I’m a fucking barber. I take a straight razor to friends throats ALL. THE. TIME

and yet, i am deathly afraid of potato peelers. Since working at the bar i’ve had to face my fears.

I am currently missing a piece of my thumb.

fuck. you. potato peeler. you are no friend of mine.

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i’m in a “up to no good” mood today.

i’m in a “up to no good” mood today.

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“ work is the curse of the drinking class
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Oscar Wilde

good quote to read seeing how i got home at 4 am last night after work and have to get up im 2 minutes to work again. :-/

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Nov 19
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Me and Cbeth were featured on my good friend (soon to be roommate) Jeff’s photography! check out his site and get excited as i am that as soon as he moves him i’m making him my personal GPOYW photographer ;)

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whiskeywednesday: WHISKEY WEDNESDAY’S WHISKEY OF THE WEEK: Old Rip VanWinkle 10 year Package: Reminds me of that story of the man who slept for a 20 years and grew along beard and…. wait…. Smell: Vanilla, corn, leather, butterscotch, spice, a very nice nose with nice sweetness. Taste: A moderated sweetness and mild spice slip into and across the mouth playfully. A very, very, good bourbon. It will not knock your socks off, but maybe you wanted to keep your socks on anyway. Finish: Sweet caramel and oak that last a long time. Price: $45 (not for the recession but still a good price for a winkle. even if it is only a 10 year) Rating:To be honest I did this review half assed. Mostly because unlike my normal tasting habits (candle light, favorite glass and with either death metal or light jazz depending on my mood) I was drinking this bad boy out of a paper cup in a movie theater sided with peanut M&Ms and a bucket of pepsi. So bare with me. To say that you could do worse would do a great injustice to this bourbon. It is an excellent quality product, holding its own agin just about all the other 10 YO players, especially if you prefer the ‘softer’ qualities of wheaters.  Them Van Winkles, know whats what. rating 4.5 out of 5 whiskey shots. While its a great smooth after dinner bourbon and one of the best 10 years i’ve ever had, the price sucks and i recommend not chasing it with water down soda out of a plastic cup the size of my head (apparently that size is ‘medium’ in the theater world)

whiskeywednesday:

WHISKEY WEDNESDAY’S WHISKEY OF THE WEEK: Old Rip VanWinkle 10 year

Package: Reminds me of that story of the man who slept for a 20 years and grew along beard and…. wait….

Smell: Vanilla, corn, leather, butterscotch, spice, a very nice nose with nice sweetness.

Taste: A moderated sweetness and mild spice slip into and across the mouth playfully. A very, very, good bourbon. It will not knock your socks off, but maybe you wanted to keep your socks on anyway.

Finish: Sweet caramel and oak that last a long time.

Price: $45 (not for the recession but still a good price for a winkle. even if it is only a 10 year)

Rating:To be honest I did this review half assed. Mostly because unlike my normal tasting habits (candle light, favorite glass and with either death metal or light jazz depending on my mood) I was drinking this bad boy out of a paper cup in a movie theater sided with peanut M&Ms and a bucket of pepsi. So bare with me. To say that you could do worse would do a great injustice to this bourbon. It is an excellent quality product, holding its own agin just about all the other 10 YO players, especially if you prefer the ‘softer’ qualities of wheaters.  Them Van Winkles, know whats what.

rating 4.5 out of 5 whiskey shots. While its a great smooth after dinner bourbon and one of the best 10 years i’ve ever had, the price sucks and i recommend not chasing it with water down soda out of a plastic cup the size of my head (apparently that size is ‘medium’ in the theater world)

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I'M WASTED IN BED WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE

HELL THE CUSS YES

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FOR YOUR HEALTH .(via bringtheruckuss:baravettski:spacecataz

FOR YOUR HEALTH

.(via bringtheruckuss:baravettski:spacecataz

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